z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
a pack of “nice guys” should be called a fedoration
I have never reblogged something so fast before in my life.
I think this is what I’m wearing when i go meet Melias parents tomorrow
emmure cd release wear
“bro have you heard Chelsea Grin’s new single?”
steve. 21. winds of plague is my life. you probably won’t like me.
Jordan. 22. A Day To Remember. I Hate Emo and Idiots who read my about me section.
hahahahha u big dumb idiot monkeys dont live that long!!!!!!! wht were u thinking hahahahahhaha i bet u feel so stupid right now dont u??? *smugly walks into traffic*
a haiku about doctor who:
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i swear i’d dress better but i’m poor and fat